Brian Krebs, of Krebs on Security, had an intriguing post on Google Translator, “Lorem Ipsum: Of Good & Evil, Google & China“.  Apparently, the translator transforms placeholder text used as web page filler like “lorem ipsum” into a mix of geopolitical and contemporary phrases.

Krebs notes that shortly after their research started the strange behavior ceased.  Curious, I tried translating standard Latin template text to see what would happen.  I didn’t notice anything about China or politically sensitive content but the results are strange.

Latin English Translation
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It’s a mystery to me how the translator selects modern phrases like “PHP tags” from “felis eu” and the results are consistent between queries.  For example, if I hit refresh on my web browser, I receive the same English message translation for similar Latin text over multiple queries.  It’s most likely there is a bug in the translator or perhaps a poor translation.  In any case, all this is reminiscent of Ouija boards or playing vinyl records backwards.  If only Google Translator would tell me this weeks winning lottery numbers.