What the hell is security forensics holiday humor?  If your up for a distraction, you need to see for yourself.  The following information comes from Kyle Wilhoit (Twitter: @lowcalspam).

Do the following and watch the results.

On *nix or OS X…
traceroute xmas.futile.net

On Windows…
tracert xmas.futile.net

The photo (shown) shows part of the output.  Enjoy!